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2020

29

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The failed pickup line of the night was “we’re going to get rid of all the toilet paper in your house. We are environmentalists and we don’t like the carbon footprint it leaves on the earch. We need to make changes cuz we are woke and Greta told us to. So from this day forward you are going to use my tongue as your toilet paper. When you’ve gotta go, just call me and I’ll be ready”…..or a variation of that…basically I told a girl I’d lick her ass after she shit for the benfit of the planet and it didn’t make me out to be a social conscious hero who cares about the environment…it made me out to be some pervert who eats shit for sexual reasons. Which I don’t….but would….depending on what she ate for dinner…and what the asshole it was coming out was attached to.

People are still sucking Kobe’s dick and I happen to be facebook friends with someone who covered the trial in Vail back when Kobe raped a 19 year old and made him call him daddy and she was pretty obvious in her post that dude raped a 19 year old girl….so there’s that.

I find it funny that certain rapists are fine with society and others are exiled. Like how all these big publicly traded companies have porn divisions but are considered multinational companies….even if 25% of their revenue is from porn. Google still gets 60 percent of its traffic from porn searches. Youtube gets 60 percent of its views from perverts jerking off. Comcast still has porn channels and 20 percent of their subscribers still subscribe to the porn channels. The whole world is one hypocrisy.

Here are some stepLINKS.

Louis CK gets a Standing Ovation cuz People Realize Rape Isn’t Masturbating in Front of People….
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Titty Model in a Field
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Grammy Awards are Rigged – Obviously….
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Bella Hadid is Every Sugar Baby Ever
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Kobe’s Death was Predicted Years Ago
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Epstein’s Case in the Words of a Former CIA on Rogan
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Guy’s Prank on his Girlfriend Causes Emotional Breakdown cuz She’s an Idiot
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Beer Above Everything Else
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Music Dude Benny Blanco Bought Tinder Founder’s Mansion
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Booze was the Victim of the Latest Earthquake
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Another Titty Model Licking a Hose
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