Football…men in tights grinding each other and slapping each other’s asses.

Shakira….old bitch giving the world a glimpse into how she eats pussy while shaking her ass…

J.Lo…old bitch stripper pole dancing…cuz she did a movie on that..awkward but rich….a time warp to the early 2000s to support Miami Latins, who go by LATINX now…

People freaking out over the half time show like it was “Good” and not embarrassing. Weird.

Demi Lovato…not dead of a heroin overdose. Sad.

Tom Brady…his porno star loving back-up QB losing….Funny.

Some old bitch with a scary neck who owns the Chiefs…

The Super Bowl…America’s favorite televised event…..

So here are some Morning Hangover Links because you are probably all hungover since football is your life…when titties should be your life…all this sports shit makes me me feel like a stepfather putting my kids through gay conversion therapy to try to straighten you out because you like watching men in tights huddle…which is weird that the gayest activities with the bros are perceived as the straightest thing to be into…but I guess bros all wear short inseam shorts now…and are foodies who drink craft cocktails…so queer is accepted….

I am not some INCEL fuck who is hating on the CHADs…I just don’t grasp the popularity of sport and find it pretty fucking queer to both play and spectate….when you can spend that time eating pussy like SHAKIRA wants you to…

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