Alison Brie, who you can’t help but make a cheese joke about, you know, because her name is brie…I don’t really know what your cheese joke would be, maybe about how her pussy is some rancid lactic acid from all that “becoming famous” tactics…mouldy and shit…or you could think of dipping your breadstick into her baked brie cunt hole…I am not good at comedy…I just know the bitch’s name is brie…

I also know that she’s got her pussy out, with a bush, which I love and not because it is hip and trendy, but because I’ve always been into bush and felt the whole bald pussy thing was a fail from man kind, or really woman kind, dudes would have still fucked hairy pussy if it never become the norm to shave the pussy….women did this to themselves. WOMAN ON WOMAN hate crimes.

It is probably a merkin, that’s what these celeb cunts (literally) like to wear when they have their pussies out because it makes them feel like less of a sex worker…

Anyway, Alison, or as I like to call her CHEESE CUNT, was in Mad Men, she was in Community. I never saw it but nerds liked it and decided she was a girl worth fucking, as did Dave Franco, that rapist James Franco’s brother, because they are married…so this is the fuck he fucks….

She’s got her tits out in this new movie called Horse Girl…which is not her wrestling thing I don’t watch called GLOW….but that I assume you’ll jerk off to as much, if not more….

Her tits are what I guess she gets the most hype for so if you’re not into pussy toupees, you’ve got the titties…I feel like we’ve all won some with this near 40 year old nudity.

UPDATE – I watched Horse Girl. It was great. Alison Brie is amazing in it. It makes her nudity better.

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