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2020

12

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My wife always likes to remind me that the abortion she had of our potential child, which I assume would have been a flipper baby, or severely retarded based on my general health….was the best day of her life….

Having a fetus I helped created and stopping my DNA from going on another generation brings her joy.

Not that I wanted kids, it was a great day for me too. Having kids ruins lives and gets in the way of fun, but it’s pretty funny that it is a great day for her too because having her pussy vaccummed out like it was a hotel hallway floor after spring break weekend probably wasn’t all that comfortable….but ending my reproduction / procreation / lineage helped her power through….

This happened 20 years ago and she reminds me pretty much daily…not just on valentine’s week!!

Needless to say, the romance is clearly not dead in this household…

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