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2020

02

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Go into life like a freshly turned 18 year old ready to take on the world with her Premium Snap Chat…one spread asshole at a time. You know, that youthful entrepreneurial spirit, coupled with perversion, and hope. Expecting it all to work out for her, because all these other girls spreading their assholes on the internet for their premium snaps are living large, dating Youtubers, making it in life, not realizing that not all spread assholes are made the same, thinking in an almost delusional and wishful way, that their asshole is going to be good enough to finance the lifestyle they want, and give them that praise their dad never did. She’ll show us….more than just her asshole…but that her asshole is a mechanism to get her to the top…her ally, her friend, her colleague, her business partner…the ANSWER to all her dreams….so young, so naive, so ready to take on the world, one spread asshole pic at a time….because of a deep rooted passion for spreading her asshole, it’s barely work at all, yet some girls are making 100k a month doing it…so it might as well be her….

I turn to girls on the internet spreading their assholes as motivational, self help gurus. There is so much more, deeper rooted meaning to just a spread asshole captioned “My fetish is getting paid, make me cum with your subscription”…targeting dumb dudes with an extra 30 bucks a month for spread asshole pics….brilliant.

This is the TONY ROBBINS we all need.

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