I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2020

18

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

This Coronvirus thing has officially gone viral, which makes sense, it’s a virus. There are still motherfuckers not respecting my personal space. I go outside twice a day to let my dog shit and every single time, assholes walk right up on me, forcing me to yell “SOCIAL DISTANCE MOTHERFUCKER” because a lot of people are still unaware, don’t care, or think it’s fake news. When the government shuts down the border, declares national emergencies, enforces 24 hour curfews in some cities….because it’s not a big deal.

Some coughing old fuck told me that the Coronavirus is just internet hype. It is because of the internet that this is all happening and that he doesn’t have it, he just has a cough..it’s phlegm you kbow.

I get that paranoia, panic, denial, etc….and I never trust the media, but why fucking risk it.

The weatherman just told us good weather is coming so get out there and enjoy it, so I guess he’s a denier also.

The weirdest thing in all this is the Prime Minister of Canada’s wife gave it to IDRIS ELBA….

I’m not going to say we are all going to die….maybe this is just like herpes in a sorority. Not all of them have it, but fucking any of them is that roll of the dice that you could get it.

People say that Bill Gates and George Soros are behind coronavirus in bid to cull world’s population with poisoned antidote. I say it is Bazos or TikTok…

We are all going to die.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Bagpipe Vigil for Empty Toilet Paper Section
CLICK HERE

Luisina De Siano Apartment Tour!
CLICK HERE

J.Lo Oiled Up in a Photoshoot.
CLICK HERE

Evangelist Heals All Through TV
CLICK HERE

Tom Hanks Not Dead Yet. COVID Hero.
CLICK HERE

Alexanra Eating Citrus for the Vitamin C in her Underwear!
CLICK HERE

Kiernan Shipka Flaunts for Flaunt
CLICK HERE

Amanda Bynes is Pregnant
CLICK HERE

A Short Discussion on Epidemics
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!