Paris Hilton Pumped Up Tits of the Day

2020

Mar

Paris Hilton Pumped Up Tits of the Day

Paris Hilton may be 40 years old and the people have probably stopped jacking off to her sex tape many years ago, I mean it’s pretty fucking old and so is she…but that doesn’t stop her from doing photoshoots with her tits, that could be fake tits, that could also be push up bras, or maybe just natural tits, I mean I remember my grandma had massive tits in her senior citizen years, but was flat chested in younger years…I guess like noses, tits keep growing…

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but I know she’s the reason the Kardashians exist and should be taken out back and shot for that….

I also know that the old are most at risk for COVID-19, so we can hope that at least one celebrity we hate gets it and dies to it, assuming it’s not just a Hoax, basically like Paris Hilton’s career…one giant episode of Punk’d….without that loser Ashton Kutcher to really ruin it.

All this to say, she’s still hot, maybe hotter than ever, I wonder what stem cells, or aborted babies she’s getting injected into her face….maybe some she’s got kept in her chest freezer in her disco in the basement of her silly Paris Hilton house…