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2020

16

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I figure I spend too much time on this site because I dream about Morning Hangover Dump rants, but the good news for you is that I wake up forgetting all of them. In my dream they are genius. In real life I am a 3/4 retard, 25% worse than a half retard….as I sit here trying to work through “was it about masturbating, was it about sticking things in your ass, was it about having sex with family, was it about licking door knobs because you think the COVID virus is a scam, was it about how vapid people’s lives were before COVID based on their throwback IG pics about remembering their favorite lunch spot they went to because they don’t have jobs and all they need to do is go to lunch and the gym with friends” a life they will all go back to as soon as this is done because humans don’t learn anything….even when COVID can be teaching us to get off social media and to avoid all these egotistical overpaid idiots who mistake us looking at their tits for us caring about their health and wellness lifestyle hacks….gt the fuck out of here and be thankful DJ Jazzy Jeff is Covid free after a month of severe symptoms.

None of that was what I wanted to say, or part of my joke but who cares what I had to say, or what the joke was, it would have been lost on your assholes anyway, so here are some stepLINKS….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Lindsey Vonn In a Bikini Taking a Quarantine-Bath
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Did you watch OUT OF THE SHADOWS yet? Watch it.
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Hummer with 12 Inch Wheels is LOLz
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The Beckhams and their Massive Miami Condo
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Lillie Bennets Bikinis and Yoga Poses!
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Pimp My Rides Horror Stories by Xzibit
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Physics Professor Replicates Pascal’s Blaising Barrel Experiment
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Deepfake BURT REYNOLDS as James Bond
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The Original Video of the Meme that became Dancing Pallbearers Meme
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Weird Youtube Video….About the End of the Univierse
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DiNiro and Dicaprio Offer a Walk on Role for Charity..
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Support Your Local Cam Girl!!
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