Miss Tequila is your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

2020

May

Miss Tequila is your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

Today’s Quarantine Girlfriend is: Miss Tequila , so she’s already up to a good start here. I don’t know about you but I fucking love tequila and not just because I’m Jesus Martinez, that’s racist…tequila is like drugs, some of my best blackouts were thanks to tequila and clearly Miss Tequila follows that Tequila tradition in greatness.

She’s like waking up on the beach with the Tequila Sunrise after too Margaritas on some tropical adventure ….only hotter because you can actually visit her since she isn’t banned like all vacations because of COVID.

I love all the Quarantine Girlfriend’s equally, because unlike influencers and celebs who pretend they are too good for nude shows, despite being only followed by people who want nude shows, these girls don’t let that pretentiousness get in the way. They give us what we want and in this time of need that’s great…while other girls who should be giving us what we want are giving us outfit hauls, unboxing beauty products and doing recipes for other women, despite 98 percent of their followers being dudes there for the GOODS.

These girls are free spirited, not scared of nudity and embrace what we want, give us what we want, and I support their hustle…because there is less bullshit. I’d always rather support girls on this hustle, than pretending they are the next GOOP….to a bunch of dudes…treating us like the moms they pretend follow them

This is more authentic….

So if you are like me and you like what you see, you should join her FAN CLUB Or her Premium Snap ….or just WAIT HERE FOR HER LIVE CAM SHOW!

You know me, I push the cam shows over the Hollywood shows, because hollywood is the FUCKING devil…while cam girls are fucking HEAVEN….

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