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2020

08

May

Lucy Hale Gas Pump Leggings of the Day

Lucy Hale Gas Pump Leggings

I never really gave a fuck about Lucy Hale, she’s just one of those celebs who exists. She has been on a bunch of shows as one of the main characters, but I haven’t seen any of those shows so I don’t have that connection I would if she impressed me n a movie or TV role. I figure that’s why I hate most celebs, I haven’t been won over by them, but the ones I have been won over by are usually ugly.

Point being, her ass in leggings is great as she pumps gas, which is a crazy concept to me, I am not out there touching anything, there is a Pandemic, I am that germ hating guy, despite being down to fuck homeless women raw in exchange for soup….touching a gas pump, save that for the interns…

Anyway, she’s clearly just reckless…as she chats on the phone while pumping gas….which is ALSO against the rules…I mean death wish girl should find new ways to push the limits of her mortality…including but not limited to licking toilets for her IG feed….you know make it count…

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