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2020

20

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am a big fan of the mask and wearing the masks…ever since learning about being a GIMP I felt…this is the life for me…

I mean, that and the fact that I don’t want your fucking germs on me, yet people are so fucking compelled to want to spread their germs on me.

It’s one of those “you’re the kind of person with a no condom fetish”…which is basically every kind of person…no one likes condoms, or uses condoms…it’s a myth if you think otherwise…or you’re just don’t want more kids cuz kids suck and you’re willing to take that risk…

So when I see people without masks, I mask shame, I say “where is your damn mask”…and when I see people walking with the mask in hand, I say “why the fuck are you wearing your mask in your damn hand”…or down around their chin…

No one wants to see your ugly face, this is a great excuse to enforce people not showing their ugly faces…

Point being, last night at least 5 people walked up into my personal space, barely 6 feet from me, because no one fucking social distances, when all I’ve ever wanted in this world is for people to stay the fuck away from me….and now I have this whole virus angle that I can use with conviction…back in the day when I’d say “stay away, I’m contagious” no one took it seriously and figured I was joking…now there’s some level of media support that I could be contagious…and that they should stay away…but in being human they just want to rub fucking shoulders…

I am the first person to say “brushing up against a hot mom in leggings at the grocery store is the best cheap thrill you can get”…and I am the first person to “innocently dance up against a girl in a club while rocking a boner”….but NOT ANYMORE…for now…it’s a back the fuck off motherfucker…if you want to rub up against me..

But it’s never the hot moms trying to get up in my space, it’s always old dues…and I’m just not into that…you oblivious fucks….back the fuck off.

The reopening of society is the worst.

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