Sarah Silverman Bikini of the Day

2020

Jun

I hate these pictures of Sarah Silverman because she cropped out her big nasty ass horse head that must be in its 40s by now, and showcased what looks like a toned stomach, like she’s been working out or starving herself out, distracting us from the fact that she was a sloppy pile of shit comedian who pulled off whatever scam she pulled off to become that trending comedian with her potty mouth, only to become some inconsistent activist trying to not get cancelled because being a comedian in this era of cancellation, especailly a potty mouth comedian, is likely a scary place for her.

You see, all these celebs try so fucking hard to make it, they move to LA do the comedy club thing, hang out with people they don’t like, sell their souls to get where they want to be, use their big tits as a bargaining chip…so the thought of losing that, despite the pile of money they’ve already scammed, scares them….

It just makes them all a bunch of pussies, who don’t stand their ground, don’t have souls, and are clearly just “shocking” with their potty mouths to get hits, not because they mean it.

So we deal with a lot of bullshit, but when the head is cut out, the face not there to distract, and the body looks hot…for once it its life…none of that bullshit matters, we can focus on the best Sarah Silverman has to offer, which I guess is this…

Slutty selfies instead of protests…sounds good to me….even though if you told me this was Sarah Silverman before I said “hot body” to myself…in too deep to take “hot body” out of the equation…even though I hate endorsing Sarah Silverman as hot anything because she’s not…

I like the cardboard box beach towel on the balcony vibes…nice an homeless and a reminder that despite the hot body, she likely smells like piss…she’s just that kind of girl…