Caitlin Stasey is some trashy Australian who posts her tits on the internet because she’s so hip, edgy and intersting. I’m ok with tits on the internet, trashy even if it’s hip, which would otherwise be annoying, except for the tits.

She was on some show called Neighbors, that has been on TV for 50 years or more, and that has cycled through all kinds of low level actresses and made them famous in the native Australian land of trash…

You see, because Australia is so far removed from the world, they’ve got their own weirdo culture based on the criminals who created the modern day Australia….and because of their nice weather, a lot of them are hot….

She considers herself a lesbian, obviously, but her husband is a man named Lucas Neff, so saying she’s a lesbian is pretty offensive, but if you’ve ever been with a drunk Aussie, you’ll know, offensive comes with the territory….

Her husband is an actor named Lucas Neff, who I guess is her “lesbian” partner…who may or may not Bill Clinton her with that CIGAR…but may not Bill Clinton her like the 37 times he was on Epstein’s Island….you know since she identifies as a lesbian and all….and just married her husband for the GREEN CARD…who knows or cares. TITS!

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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