There was once a time I used to party, never a scenester, but always a drunk….so I’d find myself amongst the weirdest fucking people in the weirdest places and one of those weirdo people was some dude who didn’t even own a car, because he spent his car money on a boat.

We are based in Canada, so I thought it was a little weird that you’d spend your car money on a boat, seeing as you can only use it two maybe three months a year if you’re into being cold….

It wasn’t a baller ass boat, it was probably under 5,000 dollars and the motherfucker had it docked at a marina for the 2-3k a year….seemed idiotic….so when I asked him what the deal with the boat was, assuming he was some sort of skipper in a past life, or maybe into fishing or watersports….not the peeing on each other porn category but wake boarding or whatever….he said…”the pussy is ridiculous”….

So dude, who had some rotted out piece of shit boat that cost more to store it than to buy it, was loading the boat up with girls who would play around in their bikinis being hot, he basically had a WAITING list for girls and he could be selective about the girls…in a no guys allowed sort of just him and the girls kind of thing….because bitches love boats that much….even shitty boats owned by losers….

Not to mention, this was a time before girls were whores craving an IG pic, when bikinis weren’t an everyday thing, when it was RARE to see a girl in a bikini….which AMPLIFIED the whole thing.

I still don’t have a boat, but always saw the value in boats, since it’s JULY, here are some bitches on boats, because I assure you if you buy a boat, you’ll get a line up of half naked pussy too….even a piece of shit boat….because girls needs content now…and are sluttier now…so if you can…get a damn boat..

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