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2020

03

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes I wonder who the uptight generation that has shaped the dialog of the internet to be this really boring and annoying whining shit…

Old people my age and older are typically not that uptight, maybe they get mad about politics, but other than that they can take a joke…. then the whole generation or two below me aren’t so uptight either, they grew up on Sandler Movies, Scary Movies, Teen Comedies and things that were inappropriate…sex tapes build their careers …..so that covers 30-80…..

Then there’s the 18 (or younger)to 22 year olds you see on TikTok, busting abortion jokes, racist jokes, tits out for the LOLz, who I assume are the generation Bella Thorne is getting naked for….

They are selling double penetration pics, panties and going to school with butt plugs in….the raised on porn, it’s cool to monetize your sex holes, if you’re clever you only show your anus to paying customers…

So I guess the enemy is the 22-30 year olds…..and apparently my neighbor who at 65 years old is a 300 pounder who decided to take up jogging and started her new life of health and wellness despite it being too late by putting on her skimpy spandex running shorts from 20 years ago when spandex was first invented and when it was probably too small for her back then but the stretch man…the stretch makes it work…but not for anyone who lookng at her as her huge fat cellulite and wrinkle filled thighs and ass eat up the fucking things….it was the last thing we need to see when taking the dog out to piss….as they ride up her cunt in a way that made me feel bad for the shorts ….she as the enemy of the shorts…the shorts the victim…..in a SHORTS LIVES Matter kind of protest that may end up getting tagged on her front door…because it is a real thing deserving of my activism….

Keep in mind I am a pervert, but at 65, bitch might as well have a dick….probably has a dick..

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