I know you are all wondering what Mischa Barton is up to, even though you forgot she existed…

The OC which at the time was a revolutionary show that sucked us all into, in an era when TV shows could be that “big” or “important”….making stars out of the actors involved….happened so fucking long ago and Mischa Barton wasn’t even the most compelling actor on the show…so it’s natural for her to barely exist.

I did like the years after the OC where she was really a fucking liability on all kinds of fucking drugs, being a crazy fucking person on the regular. I even had a friendly betting pool that no one participated in called the Mischa Barton Death watch….all while she just got fatter and fatter, dumpier and dumpier until THE HILLS decided that they wanted her in their spin off show, but only for the first season, last season, because she’s not even good enough of an actor for reality TV.

As it turns out, she’s still alive, and she’s posting some thirsty pics of her titties, kind of, if you can see past her weird double chin from this weird angle and the filter you’d expect some 50 year old LARPING woman trying to be hot for her community of LARPERS on facebook, by badly smudging out her fucking face.

I didn’t give a fuck about Mischa Baron when she was at her hottest, I don’t care about her now when she looks like a BOOMER sexting after the divorce, but there’s some cleavage and that should be enough for you mooch fucks.

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