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2020

15

Jul

Amber Heard’s Tits and Shit on the Bed

I guess this is old news by now, because I saw it last night and didn’t bother putting it on the site because I have better things to do – like not update a fucking site no one reads when I’m drunk, high and staring at the fucking wall….

It didn’t really inspire me….because I’m not into feces, but I got to thinking that if the picture of Amber Heard’s shit on the bed should live anywhere on the internet, it should be here. It’s the one archived image of all the celebrity images that probably best describes this site and I feel like a failure, knowing I am a failure, because I am a failure…which may be why I didn’t post it first…

That said, Amber Heard’s best acting skill is shitting on command, it’s the whole point of being an actor…if you can’t shit on command than what the fuck are you doing in the business!

But yes, I am happy to see Amber Heard, the evil Amber Heard who tried to drag a dude that is only guilty of one thing and that is making her more of a household name and for the ENTIRE history of Amber heard on this site, you can check the archives, I am sure all I do is call her a using fake bitch, that was before she tried to ruin Johnny Depp and get him cancelled in the era of people being cancelled…and it fucking worked…because the court of public opinion is run by the public and the public are dumb fucks who believe what they are told is right….

If the general narrative of the world was more cynical, more people would be “that bitch is a user, manipulative cunt” than “believe all women when they accuse a man of wrong doing because there is a chance that ruining the dude can elevate them, which would be the motivation for someone with no soul, who eats up and spits out men, while shitting on their bed, would do”…

It’s not a question of hating women, or misogyny, it’s logic….some dudes are evil, most celebs are evil, but Amber Heard was CLEARLY and OBVIOUSLY the devil all a long no matter how much blind support she got from people eager to take out another man for the rights of women….without even knowing the facts…

So seeing the facts surface, her lies, her manipulation, shit she should go to jail for…is nice….because I have always hated this trash, was right about this trash, like I am about almost EVERYONE I write about, even though I don’t know any of them, it’s all so obvious what they are about to me….maybe I’m psychic….or maybe everyone else is just dumb.

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