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2020

28

Jul

Lucy Hale Pussy Print of the Day

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Lucy Hale has her fitness pants jacked up her pussy like all the fat pussy moms in the grocery store, not that I’d know, I gave up on that in-store experience despite it being the only contact I had with the outside world and I guess the only pussy that I’d interact with that wasn’t on a screen…I don’t miss it…and throught the quarantine, I never understood why people were so mad about being locked in, as far as I’m concerned that shit is heaven, even with the constant sounds of my fat wife eating her baked goods and constant smells radiating from a 300 pound 5 foot tall woman, because we’ve accepted and grown used to our mutual hatred of each other, the annoyance happened 20 years ago and now we just cruise in the 500 squsre foot basement apartment….but enough about my life as the brokest internet website with an email list of 150,000 people I never send emails to….you know my kind of self help starts and ends with “if you need self help, kill yourself, because trying is for fucking losers”…..

This is about Lucy Hale and the fact that I’ve been told she has herpes from a reputable source, in a “But Jesus, doesn’t every pussy in Hollywood have herpes, it’s part of being ruthless, moraless, pieces of shit who are just trying to get ahead and are willing to fuck to make it happen”…I mean she’s had at least 3 CW shows since Pretty Little Liars, the show that made her, ended…she’s obviously someone they like to sell, or they like to hire….herpes and all…herpes that aren’t bleeding through these pants because they have VALTREX and other anti-virals for that…you know so she can live like the non-herpe normals and not fear hopping in the ocean during an outbreak…THE STING…..THE STING…..

All this to say, she may not have herpes, but she does like jacking her pants up in her, I bet she can cum like that if she walks enough steps…it’s just physics really…I knew a girl in High School who’d cum in class on Command by just crossing her legs…LEGENDS and that bitch wasn’t even a Hollywood actress trying to impress people, she was just a victim of abuse and the only release that made her life worth living was the orgasm….a primitive and far funnier form of cutting, especially when she’s soak the seat….

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