Alessandra Ambrosio showed off some swollen titty cleavage and we’re being generous by saying she’s got that period swell, you know ovulation when your significant other looks her best because her body wants her to get knocked up, all those pheromones pumping down your nose turning you into some sort of deprived animal just dying to bust inside her even though you know the consequences of doing that….the worst STD you can get…babies…trapping you to her for life….assuming you’ve got a significant other, I’m assuming you’re more the kind of guy who may or may not get laid occassionally, but never by someone who is desperate enough to have your baby…that’s basically where I’ve coasted my entire life….sex for free and for hire was always close enough because of my lack of standards…but a bitch crazy enough to have my kid…never met her…
Anyway, we’re being generous saying theese tits are her period because bitch is old as shit, likely on her last dozen eggs, and there’s no backyard chicken coop to save her, no matter how trendy it is to make your own eggs…these tits are likely the biproduct of fake tits being a VS model for her entire fucking life, skipping the Human Trafficking side of the business that Epstein was funded by, or maybe they are just where old ladies carry their weight….but either way, she’s looking alright for an old lady, putting work in I imagine, never my favorite VS model, but aging alright thanks to science, right.
She was also in another bikini:
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