Christina Aguilera, unlike Britney Spears, is finally figuring out this social media thing at 40 years old, because she’s from an era where celebrities were so coddled that they didn’t need to do this bitch work, that was for the assistants and interns and I guess it probably still is, but she knows enough to participate in the capturing of the photo.

I was thought Aguilera was hotter than Britney Spears because I was more into trashy and slutty girls from broken homes, but I guess I didn’t know that Britney would end up allowing losers to knock her up and set them up for life, a pretty redeemable quality, before being held captive by her own family to produce hits, perform old hits and all that…while Aguilera went onto have a kid with some ugly as fuck dude, and control her own existence and money..

In this post from her pool, you will see the larger than she used to be, set of tits nippleless despite being in a white dress….confusing me, but fat chicks in the pool floating with their fake tits compensates for the lack of nips, I mean she does have to keep things semi PG, she’s 40 fucking years old after all and bringing out the tits now, like some kind of 20 year old, would be out of context…I guess.

She’s apparently promoting the new Cardi B song “WAP” because she’s probably paid to help push it, it’s a weird industry and after finding out Cardi B is managed by Kris Jenner, you sort of have to accept that this is all manipulating your minds…

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