Mischa Barton Bikini of the Day

2020

Aug

I used to do a Celebrity Death Watch post that no one gave a fuck about because I have zero influence and you’re just here for the tits….but it was about 10 or 12 years ago and for a while I focused on Mischa Barton because she looked like fucking shit.

She’s 34 now, so she would have been 22 or 23 after her success from The O.C. that basically ended with the O.C because she could barely act and no one gave a fuck about seeing her in anything but the O.C….I guess.

Anyway, she was clearly on drugs, she was fat as shit, she looked like fucking death and she was involved in a few episodes that were some crackhead level episodes of causing scenes outside her apartment and other things that you’d expect her to be dead from…however the body clearly a resilient thing and she survived….barely…considering the only work she’s got was on a Reality Show that didn’t recast her for Season 2….but she’s not officially dead…and as it turns out she’s enjoying life in 2020, I guess they have her on the right anti-depressants, and she’s got her chubby tits out in a bikini which is probably the best she’s looked in a while because who knew she had tits…not me….I was too busy waiting for her to die in one of her episodes to notice…