I spent the weekend half dead, because that’s what happens when you’re an old as fuck, lazy as shit, alocholic….but I also saw at least two women in bikinis, because I left the house for the first time in months, which reminded me of a time when I’d see hundreds of girls in bikinis, only to realize it’s not all that eventful unless they are sticking objects in their butthole, which they never are…those man haters..

But there were still tits being seen, that I am sure typical perverted dads would have been happy seeing, because I saw a young family sitting across from the tanners and the dad was fucking drooling…I guess they did their job and gave him something to jerk off to this week…

While I was more interested in asking the wife of the pervert dude staring at the bikini tanning girls in the park if she was still lactacting…you know because she had a kid with her…and milk filled tits are interesting especially in this era of “lock down” where you don’t know if a third wave will mean a cut off food supply…relying on sucking on the titty to be feed the bunker….means finding a lactating bitch to harvest the milk from….it gives me something to do….a mission if you will.

Here are some morning links..

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