I know there’s some bullshit controversy around Cardi B, the stripper manufactured by the Kardashians, at least that’s a story I heard, but could be wrong about, and really it doesn’t matter…but there’s some controversy that I am convinced is FAKE controversy designed by the machine to generate more hype around the pop song about a WET ASS PUSSY….because I am sure NO ONE actually cares…at least not the Cardi B fans or the fact that kids have already been listening to Cardi B despite her being some gutter trash stripper, who may not even be a stripper, but rather a stripper appropriator because it made for a good public storyline..

Anyway, it’s a “Highly Sexual” song that empowers women, or some other narrative that’s going around, even though women have been sexualizing themselves forever, and this is no different than any other “racy” and “sexual” song designed to be marketed to kids….even Ariana Grande has a song about getting fucked by Big Sean’s big dick that she had to walk sideway, while rocking a high pony and pretending to be a 15 year old….or Lil Kim…I mean…Lil Kim….even Rihanna had the Chains and Whips excite her song…or the Hips/Ass/Pussy/Crack song….you know It’s Been Done, Carbi B isn’t original, she’s just a little more Dominican.

What I don’t understand is how all these celebs actively jump onto this and promote this, like the mainstream candy coated poptarts that they are, because I think it’s more about keeping the momentum going for the song, making it go viral because they are all in it together…there is NO WAY everyone likes a piece of shit song so much they do a dance for it unless they are getting paid or contractually have Cardi B ready to shout them out for some attention, because as we know LENA DUNHAM the rich kid, pretentious, coddled to believe she’s some visionary, when really she’s just a whining fat chick who keeps getting fatter because of various excuses, who somehow was connected enough to be the voice of rich hipster new york artists of Brooklyn fucking with the show GIRLS, because celebrity, pop culture, entertainment is all a brain washing lie..

ANYWAY, why they’d recruit Lena is beyond me, she’s probably doing it for her own attempt to milk off the trend to get those views and it’s TERRIFYING whatever the reason….paid or trying to mooch off the trending topic…and the reality is that NOTHING in innovative, interesting, or new….it’s just presented in a more obvious, trashier, light…because back in the day they’d sneak the smut in for us to “wink wink” at each other cuz we knew…but now they need to show the spread asshole and throat fucking for you to know it’s about sex.

NOT that LENA DUNHAM and sex have any business being in the same conversation, despite her making a career out of being the fat girl having sex, that most people would never admit to, but since it was a show, she could write it anyway she wanted….bitch needed to write all the sex cuz she wasn’t getting it organically…either way, so controversial / disgusting…sure.

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