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2020

20

Aug

Olivia Holt is Looks Like Everyone Else of the Day

This is some textbook cookie cutter shit…templated to be a star…not that I know who Olivia Holt is, but she looks every other girl …From Rita Ora, Bebe Rexha, Kelsea Ballerini, Debby Ryan, Joey King, Selena Gomez, even Bella Thorne….

I do have facial recognition blindness, so I wouldn’t take my word for it, even though my friend Steve thinks my facial recognition blindness is bullshit and just something I say when writing the site, but it is actually true, everyone, even people I know….look the fucking same to me…humans…all fucking drones from space who don’t realize they are insects in the grand scheme of the universe…

What I will say is that I do notice some basic features on faces and that all of these trending sluts have the same features…like some casting director at Disney, I googled her, she is from Disney… had very specific tastes or like all these girls get the same face injections, wear the same make-up style, and luckily for you the muppet look is pretty similar to a living and breathing sex doll look and since you’ve only had sex with a sex doll, this must feel like home…homo.

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