Next time you’re in the ICU for COVID related symptoms, or maybe unrelated to COVID, but probably COVID, because those COVID symptoms apply to everything…from Breaking a fucking leg to having a car accident…it must be COVID that’s got you feeling down….then there’s the perpetual hypochondriac losers who tell everyone they have COVID but never tested and the symptoms are lingering because it’s in their fucking heads…and convenient to garner the sympathy of all involved like the mooch fucks they are…you know the same people who take ownership on celebrity deaths and write facebook status novels about the one time they saw them in concert and how much it meant to them…or some other self involved bullshit…but yeah…next time you’re dealing with a nurse, remember they are the sex workers of the health care system, and thus pretty slutty…so you can be like “did I see you on nurses gone wild”…and they can be like “no, but here are my tits”….because NURSING is the basis of breast feeding, it’s pretty much their actual job…

So here are a bunch of sluts…I mean nurses…I mean nurses being sluts…I mean angels sent from heaven to take care of our needs in times of sickness and depravity.

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