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2020

25

Aug

Lucy Hale’s Bikini for the Weirdos of the day

Karen Lucille Hale freaks me out because she has no waist to hip ratio which in a world of Kardashian looking bodies, where girls are getting the fat sucked out of their stomachs and injected into their asses and hips, it seems pretty boylike…

That could be why she’s such a hit at the CW, where she’s had 2 or 3 shows since Pretty Little Liars on the map, you know since Hollywood is perverted and into that Tom Hanks shit…

I do know that I do like skinny girls and I don’t need a fake ass or tits to appreciate a look, but as someone who isn’t a fan of Lucy Hale and who doesn’t find her hot, it’s all very boring…

Not to mention, if you don’t have hips or a waist, should you really wear bikini bottoms that go up to your neck, I mean I’ve watched Oprah Episodes in the 90s about bathing suit cuts for weird bodies, but I’m not sure the approach they take with little boy bodies, I’m going to assume something smaller though…

The now 31 year old has been acting since she was 15, and I guess lucky for her, her body still looks 15, but not in a good way…in a “did you hit puberty or did you miss that whole thing due to trauma from being sold to the industry”.

I don’t have the answers, just the pics and they aren’t that good.

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