Do Italians scream “pinocchio” every time they get an erection…..or was that just Walt Disney’s move in the back of the theatre during one of his latest cartoons…like he was Peewee Herman during his darker years….

That said, do you remember when sex toys were reserved for lonely fat ladies, bored married ladies, and lesbians? Now kids are gifted their first 12 inch suction dildo on their “18th” birthday as an investment into their future business of being lazy bitches who just do sex things on the internet for money because it is easy. You know, dad used to give his kids half of a car payment or if you were Jeff Bezos, a 300k loan for his business “amazon” to get them off their feet….some parents buy their kids their first home, or downpayment on their first home, but now…it’s about the suction dildo….you know to really get a running start on life….it must be weird for the dads, who you know are around, to see their kids pushing their Only Fans asshole grip video series..but it’s cheaper than sending them to college…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

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