I love the idea of this “new normal” as a marketing hook to promote all the changes the government is going to instil on us, now that there’s a virus. It’s like going to the airport after 9-11 and having the intercom system announce the color coded level of terror threat for that day….so when you’re flying to Albuquerque to visit your mom who retired there on Christmas from your shitty existence in Ohio, you’ll know that there’s a “Yellow” threat level on your flight, which is way better than orange or red, thank god the terrorists won’t take down that coveted Cleveland to Albuquerque flight on a discount airline you know is carrying very high profile people when the highest profile person out of Cleveland is Drew Carey.

What I am saying is that everyone is nutty, victims of marketing but none as nutty as these girls who are out there tricking dudes to buy their “nudes” with captions you know were written by dudes who take a percentage of the profit, who even do the texting to the paying fans for the girls, it’s part of the deal….and they use Indian Virtual Assistants for that….so as these dude pay 75 dollars to unlock a “Hot Cameltoe Squirt Video” that ends up being none of those things as they sex with an Indian dude getting paid 2 dollars an hour….because dudes are suckers and girls who were born to be slutty can now monetize that slutty the way they’ve been too scared to do prior to it being mainstream accepted….before eventually getting cancelled, ignored, blacklisted or hated by their paying fans, the most coveted and loyal fan that they are stabbing in the eyes with each scam they cash in on, with some short sighted vision…at which point they’ll jump into hardcore porn, I mean because they’ve already gone “this” far….

So maybe I should get into porn production….you know since every girl is a porn chick and clearly they need someone to help them….I am already working on a porn idea with a friend called “BUM SHANTY” where we take a willing couples to fuck on homeless man mattresses around the country….10 percent of proceeds will go to fighting homelessness, the rest to line my fucking pockets because I know “Bum Shanty” will be the future…especially if we make it ANAL ONLY some double entendre shit…it may be the first porn to win an Oscar as the Oscars move more towards porn to get people to actually pay attention to them…

Here are some morning links!!

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