I saw this Tara Reid bullshit the other day, I guess she’s out promoting that she’s on TikTok, you know trying to exist as the Sharknado fame starts to fade and she needs some new viral stunt to keep relevant, like dancing to viral challenges like an idiot teen, probably securing a whole new fan base, because she is still Tara Reid the funny drunk old lady who was at one time one of the hottest celebs, only to decide to take a 10 year or more break from that bullshit acting thing, to party around the world…like a true alcoholic craving a perpetual spring break would…..

The funny thing about Tara Reid is how these “feminists” crying about body positivity and supporting all women basically SLAUGHTERED Tara Reid for her wonky ass tit job back when she flashed her wonky ass tits on the red carpet before being made fun of on a deep fucking level forcing her to flee hollywood….it was a GiRL ON GIRL crime, but believe them when they pretend they are all about women, supporting women, and all that other shit because women are evil, catty and HATE all women…their support all women shit is lies…

You see because dudes love tits, even shitty tits and maybe we laughed at her tits that looked like they were part of some serial killer’s basement autopsy, but they were still tits and as men, we can face all odds and we can confront all challenges with this ability to get a boner to shitty tits.

So the point is, Tara Reid is still alive, still thin, not dead, possibly a zombie, while rocking out in Key West in her bikini and that’s news to me.

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