Oona Laurence has a really stupid and pretentious name, so you can assume she’s got some rich ass parents or annoying artist parents from her NATIVE New York City, where she got her start as a little kid on Broadway, you know like some Lea Michele bitch….but since Broadway is over thanks to COVID, and since there’s no real glitz or glam with Broadway, if anything it’s lame theatre kid shit that I can’t believe anyone legit likes….but that they try to make us think we like because they want to keep Broadway alive, high profile and an activity for people to partake in when they visit NYC, despite how fucking lame it is….girl is looking for more, and where else to turn but SOCIAL MEDIA where she can show off her 18 year old ass…as she navigates turning her theatre shit into Hollywood shit….since she’s already been in movies and since social media following relies heavily on slutty content…it should be pretty easy for her….and here’s that ass.
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