Kate Hudson is topless in the worst possible way…because this topless is barely topless, but rather clickbait topless, where you can say “Kate Hudson Topless” to get people in since she’s such a huge fucking star no one gives a fuck about….

This is for her bullshit fitness brand, where she was early to celebs starting online brands, hers is called Fabletics and it is a massive…..but still makes no sense because why the fuck would anyone turn to Kate Hudson to buy fitness gear, is she even fit, I just thought she was a drunk entitled LA rich kid who probably fucked half of LA by her 19th birthday and who got into movies because of her family, was uneventful in movies, but who manipulated Owen Wilson into attempting suicide…mean girl….but does she even work out, or is this a wine and cocaine diet? Who knows….

I just know that her fake tits aren’t on display which is against the code of ethics of getting fake tits, or maybe it goes against the instructions of when you get fake tits, that state very clearly “SHOW EVERYONE YOUR FAKE TITS LIKE IT IS A NEW CAR OR OTHER EXPENSIVE PURCHASE” as everyone I know with fake tits, has been more than happy to show off the purchase, I mean they went under and did a fucking surgery for the tits, imagine that…like I want NO surgeries ever in life, I don’t even want to go to the hospital for a blood test and these assholes are like “Let’s get tits”….so to not show them is AGAINST the fake titty law…

But I guess it allows her to showcase her dumb fucking fitness pants she’s made too much money with, and that’s what this is all about, cash grabbing cuz she hasn’t got enough, or because why not take more…garbage.

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