Christina Milan Has Crabs of the Day

2020

Oct

Christina Milan Has Crabs of the Day

Christina Milan is an empowered 40 year old who is getting paid by a terrible “Fast Fashion” company, that basically was selling cheap shit from China to the idiots of instagram who were into slutty outfits in bulk so that they’d always have stripper outfits to wear on their social media feed….you know keep China rich with shit you don’t need, but think you need, because you’re an easily programmed fuck…not you, but people of the internet, hence all these multi million dollars brands strictly created on social media….DrunkenStepfather is not one of those brands, in the event you were wondering..

So yeah, these “woke’ generation of empowered idiots getting naked on social media instead of going to college, who cry about the environment and jerk off to activism and outrage, are buying the least environmentally friendly things, because they are cheap and hot and that’s what they care about…

So instead of reworking old clothing into new clothing, with a little upcycle or redo, maybe even some vintage shopping, which us poor fucks called “shopping” becaue Goodwill and Salvation Army once offered us new enough clothing, possibly dead person clothing, sometimes with the tag still on it for a dollar or two….far more expensive now that the hipsters have infiltrated I am sure…

Funny, my first attempt at making money on the internet was selling Salvation Army polo shirts to the bros in America…if I wasn’t as lazy, I could have built a vintage clothing empire, I was selling 2 dollar shirts for 30 dollars….this is back in 2001 or 2002….not that you care about me….

I’m just saying that Christina Milian at 40, even with her nipples edited out, is in a see through outfit being slutty….I’m sure her crabs are the least of her sexually transmitted worries….because she was a child star, turned slutty one hit wonder…turned this mom being seductive weirdness like you just met the bitch at divorce court and she’s ready to get her fuck on in the weirdest way on some all inclusive luxury vacation…