Emma Robert is a babe despite being pregnant, because I typically hate pregnancy for numerous reasons, from it’s attack on the body, mainly the pussy that moms will try to convince you is designed to retract, but that is still something you know a kid crawled out of…..to other parts of the body like the stomach….then there’s the damage it does to the soul…where you give up your life for this creature that crawled out of you…and it lasts at least 18 years…spending money, dealing with their bullshit, their drama, shit that really has nothing to do with you, like when it’s up at night crying and you’re like “your problem bro”…and it looks back at you like “please dad I am only 2” and you’re like…fuck you should have been aborted, or washed out of my shorts like so many of my other “children” before you….because motherfucker just wants to sleep….
So these kids age you, ruin you, and are thankless and greedy about it….
Then there’s the whole bigger issue of “Save the Planet”…where you’re throwing another CARBON FOOTPRINT into the world…so hipster bitch won’t drink with plastic straws but she’ll make a kid to mooch off the land for another 90 years…selfish cunt…
Then there’s the whole bigger issue of “what’s the fucking future got in store for us”…from global warming, that you’re just adding to with this ungrateful child….to COVID and whatever other pandemics happen in the next 90 years of its life…to evil tech people controlling us…and evil corporations enslaving us….the nature of society, tech, utopia and all that….it’s obvious nothing good is coming our way…even an ASTROID hitting us is likely and maybe even welcomed…so let’s throw a kid into that mix because we want to come together and make a kid to show our love…you fucks…maybe he’ll become a leader, a champiom save the world with his resources available to him…I mean his great Auntie is Julia Roberts….which is actually a solid strategy to get addicted to drugs, everyone is on drugs…and spend life taking selfies…but sure let’s hope it changes the world like delusional fucks…
So Inconvenient, Irresponisble, Life Ruining, Body Ruining, Selfish and Narcissistic and ultimately gross…but something to do I guess, especially if you’ve already had one too many abortions…not to mention it’s a welcomed MEME or offshot strategy for social media…brands will even pay you more cuz you’re a mom now…the mom is the number one consumer and thus mom influencers are the number one earners….
Anyway, when hot Emma Roberts got pregnant, my first thought was “let’s see how this went down”…like what position was she cummed in.
As it turns out….there’s footage….and here it is…
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