I like to blame daylight savings time for my inefficiencies as a blogger….it all started Daylight Savings Time 2004…and has been a series of me being a lazy, tired, hungover, drunk, high, disaster, half dead, useless site admin…..we all need excuses and mine is DAYLING SAVINGS TIME…it’s the era of excuse.

This recent Daylight Savings time put me over the edge, which is weird because we gained an hour, meaning I should have looked at my clock and said “Wow, it’s only 4 am not 5 am” while wasted, meaning I’d wake up at 10 am, not 11 am, but instead 1 pm roles around and I tell myself “fuck you are a degenerate”….nothing new here….I always knew I was a degenerate and does ROBOT TRAFFIC FROM RUSSIA really care if I update at 8 am like a keener, you see those fucks jogging at 5 am….all ambitious and trying to live their best life…..

I guess some things can’t be changed or argued with, like how Miscarriages are great lube….filled with aspirational thoughts of freedom, thank god this isn’t an 18 year commitment, we’re happy…so happy at our core….you’re not just great lube from the tears of the knocked up mom, but from the blown out tissue of said miscarriage…so greasy….

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