I am a firm believer that all celebrities are pieces of shit. Overrated, overpaid, pieces of shit. They don’t offer us with any real value, their skill set of acting is hardly a skill, and the fact they get paid millions to be actors is a fucking scam against society….I get that we need things to fill our empty minds, to distract us, and to keep us fat in front of our TVs, but to celebrate the idiots in the pictures is idiotic, yet here we are…celebrating the idiots in the pictures..and yes I call movies pictures because I was born in 1902.

I will say that I am a fan of Amanda Seyfried…for the longest time, when people would ask me who my favorite celebrity was, I’d say Seyfried…I mean I didn’t say that for that long, and it was a long time ago…and my opinion of her was solely based on one thing…big tits on a small frame…which will forever excite me…even if I fully embrace small tits too…

This was back when she was doing 2-3 movies a year, she basically moved in and replaced Lohan on Lovelace and a few other projects and LOHAN was crackheadedly texting me back then and she hated it…so it made me like Seyfried more…her success was causing Lohan sadness and despite thinking Lohan was great…I believe Seyfried was better…

Anyway, Seyfriend, who in the paparazzi was this unshowered slob in sweatpants, which at the time, no celebs wore in public…she looked disgusting….but then she’d be so hot in the movies…and out of those 3 movies she’d do a year, 1 or 2 would be nude movies and the other some Disney level queer emotional shit for teens….

At the time, you were either a nude model, or a cheesy model, and she managed to be both…and when I saw model…I mean “car model” not fashion model..figure it out fuckers…

So boring as fuck Seyfried, is still boring as fuck, but she’s still got her Brown Dog she’s had forever and she’s potentially naked…a mom now…but potentially naked…a nice reminder of what she was about 10 years ago…right

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