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2020

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Nov

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

I do “The Ratio Tuesday” in part because I find the waist to hip ratio amazing, but I also think it is hilarious when some of these girls post their pics as a “ratio” when clearly they are just boxy as shit and delusional about their actual ratio. It’s like you have one fucking job to do girl and that is make sure your upload to the hashtag is accurate, especially when it comes to the RATIO which if you google is an actual fucking calculation where you can SEE that you don’t in fact have a fucking ratio….you’re just in denial or think that because you want a ratio you can pretend to have a ratio and the world will accept your lie because it is “your truth”….young people and their revisionist lives…

I do “The Ratio Tueday” now more than ever, in part because I only started doing these clickbait daily posts of nudes uploaded by random amateurs, which I think is a great addition to the site, but that advertisers see as PORN when it’s just what’s going on in society….

I do “The Ratio Tuesday” because all the “woke” generation idiots yell at politicians to listen to the science when it comes to COVID> they want to be locked down, coddled, cared for, thinking if they never leave the house they will never die…they want curfews and they want to rat out the neighbor like the whiney bitches they are…..and they cray “Believe the science” over and over….but the second you tell them science says there are two genders they get triggered and freak out….HOW COULD BE WE SO IGNORANT…fucking science…convenient when it speaks to your agenda..

Another SCIENTIFIC fact is that men are turned on more by women with a ratio…hips and a waist..no matter the size they just need a waist smaller than the hips and we’re good…this is on some deep genetic level…but if you ask a girl her ratio, and I have over the years…I remember once asking some feminist hipster in a bar her ratio and she went NUTS on me about how I was a pig who objectified women, which I guess I am…but I was just doing it for science girl…because TRUST SCIENCE…

Here are those RATIOS…on a TUESDAY!

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