Courtney Stodden Naked of the Day

2020

Nov

I didn’t know that Courtney Stodden was doing an Only Fans type of program for her fans, because I assume she’s got some fans, at least enough for her to make it worth getting naked on the internet, but with clown tits like that, what the fuck else is she to do…not to mention she’s already had a series of shitty fucking sex tapes….might as well keep up the momentum in the ETSY of porn, you know the DO IT YOURSELF of porn, cut out the middle man and seduce these men directly with your ridiculous cosmetic surgery..

I know Courtney Stodden has always been bottom tier of celebrity, the celebrity she married when underage was bottom tier celebrity, so there was really no way but down…

I do appreciate her consistency, and I do like that she’s an Original Only Fans type girl, who had to get naked on camera before people were doing it themselves….a den mother old timer…

I also appreciate that she was the last of a dying breed of tabloid fodder women, you know the girls who snuck into the paparazzi stream of content despite not being famous, but just being where the paparazzi were and acting ridiculous….

I know they don’t have huge influencer level fan bases, if anything they are pretty sad, but Courtney Stodden still matters or at least her tits do, I mean she paid to make those things happen, they are horror movie quality tits, I’m waiting for them to explode and eat my soul or something….something ain’t right about them, but they sure are fucking perky, you could throw her in front of a freight train and they’d derail the fucking thing….brick wall titties…a super power no one should ever have…this is beyond chipping a tooth level of bolt on…this is so bolted on it looks like they were prepping for a Hurricane to hit….what the fuck am I looking at…