Sophie Mudd Tits for Will Ferrell of the Day

2020

Dec

Sophie Mudd Tits for Will Ferrell of the Day

Sophie Mudd built her IG audience because she’s got huge tits, but then she decided to take the higher road and not be shameless about her tits, all while still having tits…it was something I felt she should have been unfollowed and punished for…it’s called a bait and switch…a little “you sold me this bill of goods where I expect each pic to be your huge tits on your small enough frame before you get too fat”…and instead I got you in outfits trying to do the fashion influencer thing.

My theory, which is probably the right theory is that her agents told her that the brands thought her shit was too slutty, despite brands paying out Em Rata who is as shameless with the tits, but we can’t all be Em Rata….I mean, it’s hard to make our eyes go that close together to look like some kind of terrifying bird….maybe she gets the brand deals because they’ve seen her belly button and she’s a retardation…

Anyway, this is about another set of shameless tits, Sophie Mudd tits, that during quarantine, like other whores realized their was more money in selling nudes and whether this is her nudes she’s selling or not, I don’t know…I just know she’s flashing ELF, the worst Xmas movie ever, despite what they tell you and any of you into Will Farrell are the fucking problem…but we can handle him when he’s getting flash4ed by huge slutty tits…

Anyway, it’s a cash grab and the last few months of her selling nudes potentially made her life changing money, a shocking concept for me, because I would never want to support any of these garbage people on their scam….there’s enough free porn…plus I know they don’t even run their own feeds, they aren’t the one’s DMing their fans, it’s indian call center shit….and it’s all clickbait, cash grab, bait and switch, false marketing cash grabs…. and I don’t need to feel like I’m helping, contributing, to the things I jack off to….if anything it’s an honor for them that with all the nudity out there, I choose them to cum to…so maybe they should be paying me…and the guys who think throwing money at bitches makes jacking off to them better….I recommend you spend your money on BITCOIN…or you can send me BITCOIN…where’s my guardian angel sponsor…I’ll flash one up this bitch and flash GEORGE BAILEY my titties…I’m a whore like that…or like SOPHIE MUDD….in this together!