I just watched video of a stripper licking a stripper pole….COVID doesn’t exist…

I had a dream, and yes, I hate when people tell you about their dreams, like who gives a fuck about your subconscious, even when the people trying to tell me about their dreams are people I like, which is rare, since I hate everyone…and since “I had this dream last night” is usually a catalyst for me hating that person I may not hate yet….but I had a dream last night where I was forced into doing Stand Up Comedy, something I’ve never had any interest in doing but would probably be good at, but find a nightmare of a thing to do, even though I’m an absolute riot…and in my dream, I crafted the perfect fucking joke….I don’t remember what it was about, maybe porno generation, maybe woke generation, but the punchline was amazing…and I woke up laughing thinking…”that was good, that’s the kind of joke that really puts you on the map”…..only I forgot it 3 minutes later….I blame the hangover….

But in conclusion, I am funny in my dreams and don’t remember those punchlines in my awake state, so you get to deal with unfunny content all day, not that you read….reading is for losers…it’s about watching YOUTUBE videos and making amateur Youtube people millions of dollars instead of me.

What I am saying is that it’s unfortunate that I can’t record all my thoughts, worse as I get older, in part because of alcoholism, but at least big tech and evil corporations and the government are recording my every thought for me….thanks guys!

Here are morning links…

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