I hope you spent your night watching slutty HOLISTIC and WELLNESS influencers tell you how to live your life better by eating organic, meditating, and being mindful and other bullshit, while rocking a plastic muppet face and some fake tits…whole likely does blow with all her influencer money…which is OK, since it comes from a plant…or however these bullshit feminists, activists, influencers are positioning their bullshit noise to offset the fact that they are just Tits and Ass….
I know mine wasn’t, but I am not sure what my night was spent doing because they all sort of blend into each other and waking up confused everyday is just basically life before officially developing dementia…which may help me forget all the shit I’ve done and seen, and let me focus on what is important in life…staring at the wall…or a streaming platform as it makes me the mindless slob I am destined to be!
Oh Right, I watched a Burt Reynolds documentary called I am Burt Reynolds, which reminded me that in the early days of the site, I used to title each post “I am – Morning Hangover Dump of the day ” or “I am – Britney Spears Crusty Butthole Stains of the Day” which I don’t understand…but yeah, Burt Reynolds was a fucking legend.
That said, here are some stepLINKS in the Morning!
Charley Hull Hit Up the Beach After a Long Day of Golfing
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J.Lo in a Bikini
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Ashley Tisdale is Selling her LA Home
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Haley Kalil Says No to Panties
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Paulina Blanco Can’t Stop Dropping Fire on Instagram
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Using a Trailer as Back Tires of a Car
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Blowing a Hole Through Concrete Wall
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Charli XCX in a Photo Round-Up
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Alabama Fans Flooded the Streets of Tuscaloosa to Celebrate the Crimson Tide’s 18th National Championship
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Corn Cob in the Corn Hole
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Monkeys Flood the Street trying to Escape Fireworks
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Hot Model Anastasiya Zet on a Half Naked Smoke Break
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9 At Home Fitness Products You Need
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Cam Sluts Being Awesome!
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