The Ratio is the most important measurement a woman can take according to Science, not according to the male chauvenist, sexist, misogynistic, patriarchy who prefer “what bra size are you”….you know things to piss off women when it is coming from some degenerate drunk at the bar that they didn’t invite to their table, and that is basically the human equivalent of an unsolicited dick pic, but who I am sure they don’t mind telling their bra size to when a rich, good looking guy other girls want to fuck walks in….that’s the thing with unsolicited dick pics and the human version of unsolicited dick pics…you just never know if the person against those two things is actually all for unsolicited dick pics from the right person…because they usually are….so basically, when you’re a loser you’re a loser and girls don’t want you around….

That’s not the point…

The point is that science says a ratio of 0.7, when you divide the waist size by the hip size, 0.7 is the sweet spot…so get those tape measures out the next time you trick a lonely girl from tinder to fuck you, to make sure you’re fucking optimal ratio…you probably aren’t, but we take what we can get….and these girls who think they have ratio…probably aren’t even 0.7s….but at least we know what they are supposed to be, to see how far gone they are…and maybe in the FEMA camps we are stationed in, they’ll kill off all the women who aren’t optimal hotness, so that there won’t be any discrimination against those who don’t ratio…you know EQUALITY FOR ALL…

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