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2021

13

Jan

Lily Collins in a Tight Dress of the Day

Lily Collins is the celebrity daughter of celebrity Phil Collins, but I am not entirely sure if they’ve ever met before, because these celebrity dads are a lot like sperm donors helping lesbians make babies, in that they get entrapped by the women they get swindled by through unwanted pregnancy, but whether they know each other or not, it’s a great marketing hook to help her launch an acting career, that is surprisingly pretty lucrative….they actually take her seriously…so that whole “In the Air Tonight” inheritance is just bonus that will be split amongst the kids….

I saw that this company is buying music catalogs from celebs which work out to be 25 years of royalties, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Shakira and others have singed over their music, and in the event you didn’t know they got paid HUNDREDS of millions of dollars up front, so Lily Collins, acting or not, is going to be fine….while looking fine…but I’m biased because I like skinny girls with eating disorders in tight dresses…it’s a fetish.

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