Frog Butts or what I call…..kneeling….but kneeling isn’t as crafty of a name as frog butt because frog butts seem cuter and fun than kneeling…plus kneeling has a whole religious connotations, you know kneeling before god…and for the girls raised in the church making the transition to selling nudes on the internet is thwarted by calling it FROG BUTT…so much cuter…plus asking a girl to kneel will get you arrested because of the whole down with the patriarchy and metoo shit…now you have to wait for them to to volunteer….

According to Urban Dictionary, Frog Butts are not the pose a bulldog does with it’s legs pulled out under him…you know the reddit nude post…it’s actually far more amazing and I wish these frog butts were those frog butts.

Also known as “Mom butt,” the phenomenon that occurs when the bottom of the ass is flat and the top is wider, like a heart. This is most often attributed to lack of definition caused by a hard life, meth use or over use of stimulants such as caffeine, nicotine and diet pills. Lee or Chic Jeans can intensify this effect. Can be seen at Southern rock concerts.

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