Vanessa Hudgens posted this SHAMELESS SEXY SELFIE SUNDAY bullshit because she likes to draw attention to her strategy, it’s something any self depricating person does, they say “LOOK I AM A FAT LOSER” so that no one thinks “hey, he’s a fat loser”….instead the two just cancel each other out….

Only she’s doing it the slutty on instagram way….the humble brag, the not so subtle passive aggressive attempt to fish for a compliment…the “I am aware I am doing this for more likes, more follows, to be jacked off to but I don’t care”….because if she calls it out, then we can’t…..

The highlight of this selfie is the armpit for the armpit fetishists out there, I mean I know you exist because I’ve licked an armpit or two in my day and figure fucking one would probably be more appealing….especially when girl is on her period…gross.

The other highlight is that top of tit is way too round so clearly Hudgens, like Tisdale before her, got those Disney Discount Implants from the on site surgeon…not that her fat tit matters, it’s just a silly thing for a girl to get especially at her age, just ride it out girl…but maybe the tits, brought the confidence, to have a banner year on her social media and thus career, because she basically moved in on it, saw the audience and opportunity, saw the lazy untrained idiots doing things, and brought her professional trained high paid skill to the platform and has looked pretty good doing it.

So fake tit or not, I’m a fan of this Disney puppet…far better than all their other puppets and they own Jim Hanson company and Pinocchio, so that’s a lot of puppets…..

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