I am still more into the Urban Dictionary definiton of FROG BUTT, than the millennial getting naked on the internet is universally accepted poses, because they’d hate to go off the fucking program and/or script and try to improvise their own post, that’d be fucking CRAZY…we’re all a bunch of sheep doing the exact same thing over and over again because there is comfort in familiarity, or comfort in things that people have already done, seen success with, and is universally accepted….KEEP the creativity out of here and do what everyone else is doing…..

The good news is that when it comes to slutty poses, I am happy there are these gateway poses like FROG BUTT, to get girls confident that what they are doing is no big deal…

When it comes to following idiots like Chrissy Teigen, or accepting bullshit lies the media tell us, there’s a little mroe damage in the conditioning of “BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE”….road to communism some of us are on….but when butts are involved…none of that matters, just keep the trend alive.

For reference, the Urban Dictionary definition of FROG BUTT which I posted last week, but don’t expect any of you to read this shit, is:

Also known as “Mom butt,” the phenomenon that occurs when the bottom of the ass is flat and the top is wider, like a heart. This is most often attributed to lack of definition caused by a hard life, meth use or over use of stimulants such as caffeine, nicotine and diet pills. Lee or Chic Jeans can intensify this effect. Can be seen at Southern rock concerts.
Yo that chick at the Molly Hatchet show had a mad frog butt.

Brilliant…but not the same frog butt as these frog butts…

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