For the longest time I’d make Lea Michele being a man jokes, it was before everyone being trans and using the word TRANNY got you cancelled. Her hard face reminded me of a movie I saw when I was young called Sleepaway Camp, if you’ve seen it, you know how it ends…a girl you thought was a girl the entire movie with her dick out holding some head she cut off….it was pretty revolutionary at the time, and not necessarily in a good way…more in a “OMG SHE HAS A DICK”….a little bait and switch that made grabbing a crotch when making out with a stranger at a bar all so important…

So instead of turning everyone trans, thinking “oh so cool, I can live out like a girl even though I didn’t have a crazy aunt who always wanted a girl groom me into a girl”…I can pretend that I always felt like a girl instead….which I guess is what is going on here….but instead of turning everyone trans, it made us fear the sleep cell trannies who were hard to detect…

So Lea Michele, despite her muppet looking face, has always had manly features, her pregnancy could have been a celebrity spin, pretending the belly wasn’t prosthetic, I mean she is an actor…it wouldn’t be hard…

So her “mom” nipples you can barely see in this shirt, are hardly impressive enough for me to assume they aren’t man on hormone nipples….so until there’s a sex tape with an orgasm so we know she doesn’t still have a prostate…I’m calling this MOM who is a Man with Hard Nipples….for the trans community she could never come out to because they’ll be mad she faked it so long…

Either way, who gives a fuck about Lea Michele…

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