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2021

05

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The life lesson is that Drunkenstepfather should have been a reddit channel, instead of a stand alone website, only reddit blocked DrunkenStepfather links on reddit a long time ago, I guess before they became the biggest porn site on the internet with all the most vile and hardcore amateur porn out there….but DrunkenStepfather was too racy for them…

I should sue, because I could have sold my life rights to Brett Ratner like the Wallstreetbets guy, assuming Brett Ratner would take time out of making inappropriate jokes about that slut Olivia Munn, only to give her some asshole angle to try to expose him for clout, because we live in an era where being a rape accuser or victim brings you opportunity which is awesome for all the creeps out there who have creeped on girls for the LOLz, who will be thrown under the bus as a “CLOSE ENOUGH”….you they have dreams to make happen, you’re just a sacrifice for that…

But since I’ll never be the Wallstreetbets guy, as a movie about a reclusive who doesn’t leave his house would be boring, maybe I should turn DrunkenStepfather into my own media company, that makes my own damn movies..

SO I am currently reaching out to the reddit channel founders of “Not A Dildo”…..”Lips that Grip”….and “Asshole Behind Thong”….to make movies about their lives because they do the actual good work….I mean ASSHOLE BEHIND THONGS has penetrated pop culture harder than a thong has penetrated an asshole….I do a weekly POST on that shit….

Here are some Morning Links….

Rita Ora Erases her Instagram Pics, Buys a Haunted House
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Emrata’s Nude Selfie – Imagine the Freakish Belly Button Now
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Porn Star Kira Queen “Clarifies” Her Claims That UFC Star Khabib Nurmagomedov Tried to Have Her Killed
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Space X Falcon Flying In Front of the Moon
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4 Generations of “MOMS” for You to Jack Off to the Youngest Mom To…in Some Mom Fetish Weirdness
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Car Almost Gets Carjacked
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Just Here Trying to Get Workerman’s Comp
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WWE Diva in Maxim!
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Tiny Car Carrying a Truck Cab
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The 10 Best Selling Sunglasses
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NYC Flash Mob Snowball Fight
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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