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2021

19

Feb

Beyonce Humping The Couch of the Day

I have watched self-produced internet porn of girls fucking pillows to get off, which I think is a weird thing to fuck to get off, but these girls are insatiable, at least the emotionally stunted ones looking for that release to help their anxiety, depression and finances from posting it on the internet for dudes into watching girls fuck pillows..

I find it a little creepy, you know there’s ample sex toys and household objects to put in a cunt, why limit it to grinding against a pillow…plus it’s too fucking soft to really give the orgasm you need…not that I have a vagina or know anything about a vagina other than that they are pretty dry when I touch them despite all the rumors I’ve heard of wetness…you know maybe being the man who makes women not horny in an era where they are fucking pillows cuz they are too horny and can’t go through the day without cumming on the hour….is a super power that will SAVE the future….from people letting the government throw them in FEMA camps cuz they are too busy fucking pillows in front of the mirror for instagram….

The point is, Beyonce inher 40s is being provocative and rubbing that mom pussy on things like all the girls who get with Jay Z behind Beyonce’s back…celebrity life shit…


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