Alessandra Ambrosio may be old as shit by every fucking standard of modeling….but she still looks pretty fucking good…if anything she looks better than she did when she got her start with the Evil Underwear Corporation that financed Epstein and that solidified themselves as heroes when they publicly stated they’d never work with Trannies and Fat chicks, only to fire that guy when it didn’t pan out for them and they borderline went bankrupt, only to hire trannies and fatties to survive..
Yeah…in this era of ugly chicks being models, the models I used to think were ugly are all of a sudden hot as shit, even when they are far too old to be considered hot as shit, at least not on the internet..
I get in your real life, when jerking off to tinder or whatever it is you do, and coming across some mom who’s kids are with the dad for the weekend, looking to get her fat mom pussy fucked for 12 hours to last her the next two weeks of being a mom…you know we do things in real life that we have to do..
For the sake of internet fantasy, you’d think we’d only be dealing with the under 30 year old models, because we fuck old chicks in our day to day….but instead we’re sent back to the old chick models…because they still have the same values and put the same importance on being fit as fuck in this era of “include me cuz I’m fat”….and they end up including htem cuz they are fat…cuz they don’t want to be seen as fat shamers and since fat is easy, laid back, and LAZY….all the babes that could have been are just fat….so we have to go to the babes that were who know that not being fat is what we need out of bikini models.
It’s all so confusing…at least for me…like why the fuck am I looking at a 40 year old mom with her surfboard for a campaign going “Nice”….looking at her mom pussy in the high cut one-piece…thinking “nice”….wondering at what point in the shoot did she take a pee in the ocean thinking “nice”….when I should be giving this attention to a 23 year old doing it better…that’s how you know society is fucked…when the bikini models are 40 cuz the under 40s are ugly, fat or hot but too busy making millions on OnlyFans that the brands can’t afford them.
So here’s that Brazilian Dream…..
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