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2021

01

Mar

Ashley Tervort Does Yoga of the Day

Ashley Tervort is some big titty model that you’ve probably never heard of, but should, because she’s got massive tits, and that’s all she really needs to be interesting and/or compelling in a society based on loving the big tits on the skinny bodies…

She does the whole IG, TikTok, Snapchat, Youtube, Twitter thing, but her primary focus is probably OnlyFans, because when you’re built like this, you best be getting fucking paid for your half naked content showcasing what everyone is interested in and willing to pay to see. It’s like genetics gave you the best birth defect ever and like a freak in the 1920s touring the Carnivals, she can charge an admittance fee to the drooling perverts to get a glimpse of what she’s working with…because monster tits are the best birth defect ever…even when they are done aftermarket by some plastic surgeon with a god complex…the freakier the more people want to see them…

I’ve always said if you’re a big titty bitch and not a millionaire, you’ve done yourself dirty, you’ve done wrong, you’ve been misguided…because big tits are a fucking currency, a lottery win at puberty….something that you can fall back on because men everywhere will be impressed by the tits, into the tits, hypnotized by the tits…and you don’t even need to be hot…so long as you got them tits…

That is why Breast Reduction surgery is so evil, it’s robbing women of the right to monetize….you know get that shit after you’re done MILKING those shits like they are big enough to be milked to feed an entire starving nation….send this bitch to famine ridden countries and let her SUPERPOWER save humanity…kind of thing….maybe I should write that graphic novel no one will read or publish….some “massive titty model from instagram saves the starving world and cures world hunger with her super power breast milk”….it is TITTY MILK mondays and I jsut came off that post…not an actually ‘CAME FROM THAT POST”…but I wrote it…with my VERY own fingers and the follow-up post is THESE TITS….they are massive…I am sucked in….because big titties WORK…

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